It's been a long time since Curry Bear has seen a Bollywood movie. Well, it's been a long time since Curry Bear has seen a good Bollywood movie. This past weekend, Curry Bear saw Heyy Babyy. I guess you could say Curry Bear was in the theater hollerin' Heyy Babyy...yeah that was lame, I won't do it again. Heyy Babyy stars Akshay Kumar, Ritesh Deshmukh, Feroz Fardeen Khan and Vidya Balan. Many of you might think that this is another Bollywood movie stealing plot ideas from the Hollywood movie Three Men And A Baby. But that's where you're wrong! The only thing similar between Heyy Babyy and Three Men A Baby is that Heyy Babyy's plot has three men and a baby.

Here's the basic storyline: Akshay Kumar [Aroush], Ritesh Deshmukh [Tanmay] and FerozFardeen Khan [Ali] are bachelors living in Australia and banging chicks left and right. But their life comes to a halt when they wake up one day and find a baby at their doorstep. I always wondered where babies came from. This is all I should say for the plot, because there is a lot more to this movie that you have to watch. Once the baby comes into their lives (which is within the first 20 minutes), their life is in disarray and the jokes keep coming. Oh, and Vidya Balan's in this movie too. She's soooo prettttttyyyyyy.....

Curry Bear liked this movie for a lot of reasons. All three characters were hilarious. The actors play their roles well. You won't find a dull scene in the movie when all three of them are together. Plus, Vidya Balan is a cute girl that's hot, if that makes any sense to you. But you know who was really cute? The little girl who was the baby. She makes Curry Bear want to have a little kid, if he already hasn't done so accidentally without his knowledge. What made this movie even better? Unlike other Hindi movies that have serious twists that don't make sense (like a character becoming a good person after killing three people), you can actually relate to the choices the characters make in this movie. I won't tell you what they did, but it sure made Curry Bear cry out of his one eye. Let's just say that the plot of this movie won't disappoint you, until you get to the very end where you might want to IronMan that ho Vidya Balan for being an idiot.

The music in this movie is also pretty hot (just don't listen to the song where all three guys singing to the baby). My favorite song is the title song Heyy Babyy and Mast Kalandar. I hope to see the latter song at every Bhangra competition this year. If you're a fan of old skewl stuff like Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, you'll like Mast Kalandar. And you gotta give it to Akshay Kumar - only he could pull off a turban and a beard and look hot (no homo). If the Taliban would stop blowing shit up and dance like Akshay Kumar, the world would be a better place. When all the actors are dancing to this song, you can tell that Akshay's got them all beat in the dancing department.

Another thing I enjoyed about this movie was the cameos. In the title song, you'll see just about all the hot Bollywood actresses make an appearance. It was like an overload of hotness. It was an orgy of cameos. And yes, Curry Bear pleasured himself to this song in the theater. You should try it sometime - no one knows what you do when the theater is dark and they think the sticky stuff is from the soda. Shah Rukh Khan also makes an appearance for a song and busts a move with Akshay and Ritesh. Curry Bear feels that Shah Rukh and Akshay should star in a comedy together - or at least have a dance competition to see who is better. I almost forgot, this movie also stars actor Boman Irani - the man famous for playing the mean professor in Munnabhai. The casting director did a nice job of casting him for a small role.

Heyy Babyy is definitely one of Curry Bear's favorite movies. The only flaw Curry Bear sees in this movie is that it felt like it was dragging a bit towards the end. But the majority of this movie will keep you laughing and giggling. Curry Bear highly recommends you to watch this movie if you're a Bollywood fan. I don't want to hype it up by saying it's the best comedy ever, but with all the crap that's been coming out, this movie is a breath of fresh air.

And yes, it is safe to watch this movie with your parents. That is if your parents are cool with the idea of condoms, titty jokes, girl coming out of the pool in a bikini and a hint of fornication during a song. If your parents don't mind that, you can watch it with them.

Because this is a quick review, Curry Bear will give this movie 4 paws out of 5.

Since I didn't want to disappoint you, here's the music video of the title song that features nearly all the hot actresses I have yet to sleep with: